I usually don’t just post on a whim like I am about to. Not that I have a ton of posts at this point, I just have a weird thing about over-editing my posts before I publish them. Probably part of my recently-discovered-by-myself-possible ADD. But this time I felt compelled because I was worried I…
This morning started off great. Better than great actually, because my oldest did her own hair this morning. (She has beautiful hair. Soft, brown, and full of ringlets. Gorgeous! But it’s a pain in the arse to brush, so anytime she wants to do it herself is an automatic win for me.) I had my…
Over the last few weeks, I’ve been searching the interwebs for weirdos like me. I’ve found some very entertaining people with some super awesome blogs that I had NO IDEA existed! I gotta tell ya – it’s been fun. In reading through some awesomeness by The Bearded Iris, I stumbled upon an ingenious contest put…
Lazy + A.D.D. = Procrastination! -look mom! I can math!- If I were to get any better at procrastinating, I would be in HUGE trouble. I would probably die, actually. I would die on the couch watching a rerun of My Name is Earl while the kids get ready for school because my brain would…
I was making a list so I could head to the local grocery store to get, well, food. I asked everyone (starting with the oldest) in the house if they could think of anything else we hadn’t written on the fridge. By the way: magnetic dry erase markers are a lazy person’s friend. Keep em’…
I recently got hit on at the store while shopping after work (11:30pm). The guy had to be between 18-22? (looked like a baby to me). He was tall and thin with a faux-hawk. Almost skater/emo (is emo still a thing?) looking. Complete with ear gauges and extremely tight pants. And he had NO idea…
