I have committed a mortal sin in the blogging world: I have left my “post(s)” unattended for just over a week. Oops! Bad Jeneral! Bad! (Yes, that was me scolding myself for you. I’ve been a very bad girl and will now go sit in my room to think about what I’ve done. You’re welcome. And I’m…
I was Facebooking it up with my buddy Chuck over at Always Drunk, and we both wished that we had some artistic talent because some (okay, most) of our thoughts would be way funnier if they were illustrated. Later, on her own blog, she had an epiphany: “This is the Internet. Talent is optional.” She is…
For the last two weeks or so, I’ve had my left hand/wrist in a brace because I’m a moron and spent too much time on the corner giving handys computer typing my happy little (big) butt away. I really should know better. Every single damn time I get carried away playing around on the interwebs for…
I have two brothers. Brandon (1 year younger) and David (3 years younger). They both live in Florida at the moment. I’m trying to convince them all (my mom & step-dad live down there too) to move out to Washington. If you can get past the rain and “obviously NOT Florida” temperatures, it’s a really…
I don’t dream very often. Or, at least I don’t remember many of my dreams. But when I do, they’re almost always guaranteed to be full of random what the fucking fuck? moments splattered with did that really just happen? and sprinkled with what the bloody hell was that?!? Like the time I turned into an eagle after eating some Mexican food…
I don’t blame it, honestly. I’ve been told by a few people close to me that that’s really not far from the truth. Hell, I’ve thought that about myself from time to time! Just earlier today I made a comment that my home planet had shunned me and sent me to Earth to avoid any…
I’ve never really been one to care about where my food comes from. I try to make healthy(ish) choices. Sometimes. Especially when it comes to feeding my children. I mean – I’m not going to feed them radioactive hot dogs or anything. Although it would be pretty bad-ass to have a family full of super…
