For most of my life, I’ve lived in the city. Not in downtown anywhere, but in a neighborhood of some sort. Needless to say, I’ve never had a neighbor who raised any type of poultry or livestock. Until now. We currently live just outside the city limits. Still in a neighborhood, we just get away…
I’ve never really been one for making a resolution for the new year. It’s kind of a crock of shit if you ask me. Most people make resolutions, and fail miserably. Some people actually stick to their goals and fulfill them. Either way, that’s totally awesome if you’re one of those people… I, however, am…
For almost two hours, my 11 year old daughter had been walking around the house with a notepad and pencil, looking very concerned. She stopped to take a break at the kitchen table and review her notes. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she was compiling evidence for her investigation. Of…
I’ve been staring at my empty screen for over an hour. I have comments on my last post that I have yet to respond to. I have so much to say, yet my mind is blank. I’m working on my 3rd glass of wine right now, and I can’t even feel it. I’m just trying…
I got home about two hours ago (11:00pm PST). This was NOT part of tonight’s plan. I used to have a “super cush” job working as a prep chef in a pretty well known local restaurant. Meaning that I was a (super-uber-fanfuckingtastic) prep/pantry chef that did more than expected and got in good with the…
As some of you may know, I’m pretty computer illiterate and really only started this blog as a way to share my psychoses with some close friends that had requested it. In the process, I’ve discovered a few some forty-two a literal shit-ton of amazing people with blogs on the fantastical interwebs. If I were to put…
I used to be jealous of the way that The Manchild sleeps. Ever since I met him, I’ve been amazed at his ability to fall asleep within minutes of his head hitting the pillow. Or couch. Or floor… I think the biggest reason for my hatred of his sleeping habits stem from my frequent bouts…
This post is (maybe not so) proudly brought to you by the wonderfully awesome Jenn over at somethingclever2point0. With a name like Jenn, how can you not love her? You can’t not. That’s how. Because that’s sort of my name too, and I said so. See how that works? I love it! I’m going to…
I apologize in advance for the length of this post. I cut a lot out, but it’s still pretty long. Maybe go mix up a yummy cocktail. I’ll wait… So… I had a post almost finished yesterday about me winning some ad space from a couple of awesome bloggers in a contest that was so…
