I was watching a UFC fight with The Manchild after dinner the other night. There were two short men beating the flying crap-monkeys out of each other in this ring. Cage. Whatever the hell that thing is. Seriously – these guys were both about 5′ tall and 125lbs of muscular fury. They’re so tiny! I…
Actually, I’m only partially back from the dead. I still feel like shit, and am coughing my ass off because my sinuses won’t stop draining down the back of my throat. I know. I’m full of the sexy right now. But hey, at least I can (mostly) function now, and am not confined to my…
This is yet another post inspired by the amazingly awesome Jenn over at somethingclever2point0. This week’s topic is breastfeeding. Now, I know that Jenn is expecting to piss a lot of people off with this topic, but honestly, I’m not that worried. Most of the people that read my dribble on a regular basis either don’t have…
Are you ready to have your mind-nugget blown? What I am about to admit may shock the living hell out of (some of) you. Go grab a box of tissues now, because this is very disheartening. There have been rumors and speculation that I may not be of this planet… Well, I’m here today to…
Some of you may have read about how I got myself suckered into doing a 6th grade sciencey/creative writing/art project last week. Was it last week? I don’t know. I’m too lazy to go look right now. Either way, the post is here if you want to read it. (It totally wasn’t last week. It was the…
I was watching football with the boys for a little while last night, and I saw something that I will never understand. While football certainly qualifies as something that I don’t really understand — I could if I wanted to. I could learn all of the bajillions of seemingly unnecessary rules. I could figure out what…
I’m sure I’m not the only one who had friends and family on what-ever-social-site(s)-you-use posting “30 days of thanks” because of Thanksgiving. Maybe you’re even one of those people. Good for you. I am entirely too lazy to do such a thing. Hell, people are lucky I brush my teeth every day. Though, I’ve often…
I found a kitten on Thursday. I’ve already named her Petunia Darnell McSweetiePants (because The Manchild won’t let me change my name to that.) She’s little and cute and fluffly and white and precious and softer than a fresh batch of cotton candy rolled in silk. She has the personality of a doorknob at the…
The oldest minion is 11 yrs. old and in 6th grade. A few nights ago, she asked if she could use my laptop to look up some English/French translations. This only partially struck me as odd, because even though she’s not taking French in school, she’s always had an insatiable love of learning. She’s taught…
