Yes. Yes they are. They are fucking serious, and I’m calling bullshit.
Is management/manager going to be called “person in charge of fucking shit up” now? Is horseman going to become “person whose genitals are numb from riding a horse?” Is sheer going to become “basically see-through?”
What the hell kind of douche-baggery is this? My first thought was feminism gone horribly wrong. My second thought was asininery. My third was, well, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
I’m all for equal rights for all people in all aspects and whatnot, but to me, this seems not only ridiculous, but a waste of tax-payers hard earned money. 3,500 words is a lot. Especially if we’re talking legal document status. Have you ever read a legal document? They waste a lot of trees by using too many words to make a simple statement.
Don’t believe me? Go check out your credit card terms right now. I’ll wait.
It basically says “We’re going to financially rape you for the rest of your life and there’s nothing you can do about it once you sign this paper.” End. Of. Story.
Okay, so that really wasn’t the end of my rant, but holy flying shit-balls! That shit is like 80 pages long just to tell you that they can jack up interest rates, add fees, delay payments posted, and basically do whatever the hell they want at any given time without notification because you just sold your soul to the devil.
Let’s not even get into court documents…
So, here we are. Someone is getting paid by the hour to go through ALL of our “state codes” to change words like “fisherman,” “freshman,” and “penmanship,” because they’re “gender biased”…
Are you seriously fucking kidding me right now?
Apparently I am in the wrong line of work.
What the fuck, government?! Shouldn’t you be using that money for more pressing matters? Such as, oh, I don’t know – sheltering the massive amounts of homeless people in our state? Maybe creating new jobs? Keeping the squirrel population around my house under control because it’s mating season in Ninja-Squirrel World and I don’t neuter my imaginary pets? ANYTHING BUT THIS, MAYHAPS?!
You guys are fucking killing me here.
And the worst part about this article? Those little green links don’t even go to anything important. They’re ads like this:
What in bloody hell does an ad about ads have to do with government documents?! I LOVE links that make me learn more about something I didn’t know enough about in the first place! This, was obviously not one of those links. Fuckers. They just tricked me, and I feel mentally-manhandled. Oh, wait. That’s not acceptable now either, is it?