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		<title>Customer Service HELLo!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeneral Insanity</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The ABC's of Swearing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[customer service nightmares]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I hate long distance customer service reps]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[my house is a black hole for cell reception]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SO MANY FEES!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[T-Mobile sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[What. The. Fuck. T-Mobile?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This post is proudly brought to you by the ABC&#8217;s of Swearing (hosted by @sleepybard from The Insomniac&#8217;s Dream). They&#8217;re on letter M, so I&#8217;m going to throw one of those in here and then continue to swear a lot to see if I can make up for some of my absence because I&#8217;ve been a horrible participant up until this point. I&#8217;ve had the same cell phone provider for almost 10 years now. That might leave you thinking that I&#8217;m happy with them, which is why I&#8217;ve stayed for so long. You may think that they have a dedicated staff of friendly employees that make my life easier by just doing their jobs. Or that this company possibly eats pollution and farts rainbows that smell like cotton candy. That they make diapers for homeless puppies, cured Polio, or maybe even bathe prostitutes&#8217; feet in the river in their spare time because these mother fuckers are just that awesome&#8230; Well, you&#8217;re wrong because it&#8217;s T-Mobile and they are idiotic jack-asses that suck giant, dirty, rotten, hairy donkey balls. I actually don&#8217;t mind the service. Sometimes. Granted, the only way my phone works at home is if I have the battery draining wi-fi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the&#8230;windshield?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 21:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeneral Insanity</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[it's time to let go]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[spiders stalk me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[there's a storm a-brewin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unexpected misadventures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vote for your new award!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watch out for that truck!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when you feel like you&#8217;re stranded on a tiny desert island, standing on the beach writing &#8220;HELP!&#8221; with rocks and sticks, but you look up because you hear a noise that makes you hopeful that a plane is coming to rescue you, and instead you find that a tidal wave is coming at you full force? First you run. Then you write. About anything. About everything. About things that don&#8217;t even matter because it lets you escape from the moment. For that brief moment, you don&#8217;t feel the force of the wave. The pressure of life. The pain that is coursing its way through your very soul&#8230; Right now I seem to be on the verge of tears quite often, so instead of telling you about that boring junk, I&#8217;m going to tell you about this little spider that I saw a couple of weeks ago because thinking about it reminds me of my life right now and, ironically, gives me a slight glimpse of hope for the future&#8230; I was on my way to work one day, and as I pulled up to a stop sign about a mile away from home, I saw a teeny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have some things to take care of and I need your help&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 07:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeneral Insanity</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Oddness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[come and get it]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[help me pick a name for this thing or something and stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[name your prize]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new blogging award]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[you know you want this]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the deal: I have a few awards that I acquired recently. Since I&#8217;m so good at procrastinating and apparently like to half-ass things at the last minute, I&#8217;m going to roll it all into one long &#8220;thing.&#8221; If I follow the rules from all of the awards, I&#8217;ll be posting 36 random facts about me, answering around 80 bajillion questions (that may or may not be an exaggeration. I&#8217;m too lazy to check right now), and passing on one of two awards to 52 freaking bloggers that I adore&#8230; If you follow me on Facebook, then you already know what I&#8217;m talking about. If not, you may possibly want to go there because you&#8217;ll get awesome/interesting snippets of my life and thoughts that don&#8217;t end up here and/or a bunch of stuff you probably don&#8217;t want/need to know. Either way it&#8217;s fun. Sometimes. Whatever. I need your help. I&#8217;ve already decided that I&#8217;m going to totally bend the rules on all of this award shit and make my own (much easier to play along with and less spammy/chain letter-ish) award to hand out like candy from a windowless van. I&#8217;m taking a vote on what I should call my new award. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can I get a restraining order with my green eggs and ham?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeneral Insanity</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[finding quiet time before bedtime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Green Eggs and Ham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I don't want to eat your moldy food]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sam I am]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shut up! I'm reading my ABC's]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I read to our 4 year old (Stinkerbell) a lot. Books at nap time. Books at bedtime. Books throughout the day. Books when she wakes up in the middle of the night and just can&#8217;t go back to sleep. Here a book, there a book, everywhere you look &#8212; a book! We literally have hundreds of books for children. It&#8217;s pretty awesome. I exaggerate a lot. This is not one of those times&#8230; I always loved to read as a child. One of my earliest memories is sitting behind the Lay-Z-Boy with my brother, Brandon, trying to teach him how to read. I think I was around 5? Either way, we were pretty young. Now, my children like to read, and I fully encourage that. The other day at nap time, Stinkerbell wanted me to read her Green Eggs and Ham. Normally I love, love, LOVE me some Dr. Seuss. Put a wocket in my pocket and I&#8217;m good to go! I&#8217;m not sure if I was just feeling a little extra cynical, if I was drunk and unaware, or if someone had drugged me, because this time, the story just annoyed the living shit out of me for some reason! It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My mind has been blown and kids totally suck.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeneral Insanity</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random Oddness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damn kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[more supervised computer time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still a little bit speechless. Forgive me if this doesn&#8217;t make a whole lot of sense. I&#8217;m still processing. The Manchild was out visiting with a friend on Saturday night and was out late because (lucky him) he doesn&#8217;t work on Sundays. The Minion stayed the weekend at her friend&#8217;s house, and Legoman spent a good portion of the day watching videos on YouTube while Stinkerbell ran around being cute with Grammy and the next-door neighbor girl. I was at work. It was dumb. When I got home, Legoman was using The Manchild&#8217;s computer downstairs to watch LEGO videos on YouTube. No big deal. He does that all the freaking time. I hung out with Stinkerbell upstairs until it was bedtime. She wanted to snuggle with me in my bed, and Daddy was gone, so I figured, &#8220;Eh, what the hell. He can have the couch.&#8221; I had Legoman go upstairs and get ready for bed while her and I did our thing. After that, I got him tucked in and ready for Nerdy Dad (Gruppa) to tell him a story. Then I went back downstairs. Not knowing what time The Manchild was going to be home, but noticing [...]]]></description>
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