I’ve had an amazing post sitting in my drafts folder for quite awhile now about being addicted to oatmeal, because I had the plague and misheard a commercial at 2:30am. It was about being addicted to opiates. I was really hoping to have all of the pictures done by now, because it would have made…
Alternately titled: Why my daughter should shut her yap when I’m imaginating. I was driving to the store with The Minion (my 12yr. old) a few days ago, when I saw a man on the sidewalk dressed in black from head to toe. Me: Did you see that guy? I wonder if he’s a ninja……
That’s right guys! It’s “M” day here in the land of The A-Z Challenge, and today, I’m here to tell you the first ten things I would do if I became an instant multimillionaire. I don’t care if I found a giant bag of money, invented something amazeballs, robbed an armored car, won the lottery,…
Aside from having an overactive imagination and being awesome (at procrastinating), I can lose things like there’s no tomorrow. I swear that I’d lose my head if it weren’t attached. My keys are no different. Except for the part where they shouldn’t be attached to me. They should be on my purse. I buy purses with metal rings…
The letter K is a little bit mad at me you guys. If you read my J post yesterday, then you might remember that I had talked about certain uncommonly used letters banding together to murder a few of the other ones that steal their sounds, and therefore, their glory. There was also some accusation…
I was SO excited to tell you guys about my friend Jay today for SO MANY REASONS! He’s hilarious and awesome and silly and I freaking love his imagination. We have the same twisted sense of humor, so our conversations tend to get a little bit…strange. I had the post almost finished, with pictures and…
I’m not sure where I’d be without mine. If you’ve been here before, then you may have already guessed that I have a bit of an overactive imagination. If you haven’t figured that out yet, or if this is your first time here, let me tell you right now that I have a bit of…
I was going to tell you all of the reasons that I want to own a hippopotamus someday, but instead I decided to get all poetic on you and give your eyeballs ten badly written haiku poems. Generally, as a rule, a haiku is an unrhymed poem with three lines, consisting of five, seven, and then…
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain… And now you’re singing it too. Sue me. It’s a fun song. Today I’m going to tell you my thoughts on a few things that start with “G”, because I’m a giver, a sharer, and, I needed a G post. But mostly because I woke up…
While on a very minute level (that can not be heard by humans, like, EVER), some spiders are able to make noise. However, they do not bark, growl, or roar. Until I was about 8 years old, I thought that “Barking Spiders” actually existed. For some reason, however, they were only ever heard at my grandmother’s house,…
