Every now and then I want to run away. Far, far away… I want to get in my car and drive until I reach Erica’s house. It doesn’t matter which one. I have two stalkers readers named Erica that I absolutely adore, and would willingly spend time with them until they called the police asked…
I walked out into the garden earlier, and one of the gnomes was buried up to his waist in dirt. I have a sneaking suspicion that it was the dwarves that were living in the brush behind our house. They’re clearing the area out for some new homes, and the dwarves are pissed. They’re looking…
There’s gators in them thar waters! It’s 10:30 am and I’m supposed to have a “C” post up for the A-Z thing, but I’ve got nothing. I’m still brain-farting it up over here and it’s getting pretty smelly. Someone pass the Febreeze, please. You are literally getting whatever rolls through my head this time. I know…
A bunch of things, actually. I couldn’t make up my mind about today’s post. I wanted to write about bedtime originally, because who doesn’t love it when their kids go to bed? That sacred quite time where you can think, read, write, smoke some crack*, watch TV, or even spend time with your significant other (if…
STICK PEOPLE IN BAD HELMETS! Wait a minute. That doesn’t start with A… JUST KIDDING! It’s Astronauts. Like these guys and gals: I have to say that, despite their questionable fashion decisions, the people that have decided to dedicate their lives to exploring the unknowns of our universe are absolutely amazing. I don’t think I…
It’s Theme Thursday again. YAY! This week, we’re writing a letter to our 16 year old self. If I could actually do something like this, you wouldn’t want to read it because I would write to my 8 year old self, and it would be pretty deep. And sad. And that’s not what we do…
It’s happening again… The block. The mental constipation that comes from trying to overload my mind-hole. I’m usually at no loss for words, but right now, they’re not coming. Last time this happened, I ended up snorting a bunch of powdered stool softeners in the hopes that it would get my brain-juices flowing. Instead, I ended…
Have you ever gone to someone else’s house and been overwhelmed with the insatiable urge to clean everything?! That happened to me last night when I went to visit my step-brother. He definitely lives in a bachelor pad. Don’t get me wrong here, I feel absolutely no need to dust at my own house (like –…
I was feeling a little nervous about this upcoming A-Z challenge that I’m participating in next month, so I asked my Facebook Minions to throw me some random things to write about in the hopes that it gets my little hamster spinning on his wheel. Let me just tell you that I was left with…
